USC Defunds Daily Trojan to Fund Sack of Troy

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the Daily Trojan announcing that USC has slashed their

Former Stout Burger Location Converts Into Spirit Halloween

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s that time of year again! We all finally have an excuse to

By Noelle Medina BEVERLY HILLS, CA – A naive young girl near you has just gotten into her first committed

By Violet Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Like the Romans persecuting Jesus Christ, sources say the entirety of your major’s

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — This Saturday, October 12th’s highly anticipated matchup pinning USC against football juggernaut Penn

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– I think it’s really cute that you’re spending this fall break goofing off at

By Phineas Kelly MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Despite a heartbreaking loss, the Trojans learned an important and relatable lesson about friendship

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES – As USC students and faculty grow frustrated with the additional security at all campus

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – As homesick freshmen count down the days for mommy and daddy to buy

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