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By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a typical Saturday evening at the Coliseum, packed with sweaty football fans,
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Read moreBy Finn Rollings LOS ANGELES, CA – A USC School of Dramatic Arts major has made archeological history this finals
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Read moreBy Bill Rockas AUSTIN, TX – After multiple rejections, Economics major Carl Smattford has resorted to explaining the quantifiable
Read moreBy Lily McLaughlin LOS ANGELES, CA – This past week, the USC carrot mascot was mercilessly shot and killed outside
Read moreBy Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – On Saturday, the Academy of Motion Pictures announced that USC Sophomore Jacob Stall
Read moreBy Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — In an effort to harbor financial aid requests and utilize policies students are
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