Girlboss Alert! This Tropical Depression Just Destroyed All the Homes in This One Neighborhood!
By Rachel Michelman NEW ORLEANS, LA — Watch out Hurricane Harvey: there’s a new storm brewing and she’ll take you
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Girlboss Alert! Woman, Who is My Boss, Fired Me to Maximize Profits
By Veronica Marks Yas, queen! Feminism reached unseen heights today when my #Girlboss Melissa fired me from my job like
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Girlboss Alert! This Video Game Boss is a Girl
By Drew Thomas-Nathan VALENCIA, CA — That’s another glass ceiling shattered as area gamer Alexander Dawson confirmed that the boss
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DEAR MOM: Are You And Dad Getting A Divorce?
By Mia Young Dear Mom, Are you and dad getting a divorce? -Chloe Dear Chloe, Honey, why would you think
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DEAR MOM: Close the Door!
by Finn Kobler DEAR SON, Dinner’s downstairs, sweetie! 🙂 Love, Mom DEAR MOM, OHMYGOD CLOSE THE FUCKIN’ DOOR!!!!! HOW MANY
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OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Baseball mascot Mr. Met’s essay about wanting to murder children in cold blood
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New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks
By Finn Kobler After the problematic lesbian fetishism of “Orange is the New Black” and the bisexual erasure of “The Read more
OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?
by Keith Herrmann Cursive. Civil War generals. Sexual intercourse. What do these things have in common? The government made sure Read more
OPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter
These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label Read more
Opinion: Fun Fact Could Have Been Funner
by Melanie Hoffmann BIRNKRANT SECOND FLOOR — The beginning-of-the-year floor meeting was thrown into an unbearable awkward silence when resident Read more