Film School Is a Lot Like Summer Camp, Even Though I Never Attended a Summer Camp
by Rob Smat Rob Smat is currently pursuing a PhD in astrophysics, whether he is aware of it or not.
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Man Wastes Helicopter
by Rob Smat WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Florida man, and local asshole, landed a single pilot helicopter on the Capitol
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A Fukboi’s Guide to Summer Internship Interviews
by Staff Image editing by Jack Hackett The end of the year is drawing near and you’re wondering just how
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If A Man Benches 225, But No One Views His Snapchat Story, Did He Even Lift?
by Brad Manchester This past Tuesday began as had every other day at the gymnasium. I entered the building, inserted
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Skymall Closes, Ending All Hopes of Ever Being Happy
by Sasha Voth Above: Heroes get remembered. But legends never die. What the actual f***. Three times a year I book
Read moreA Basic Betch’s Guide to Winter Fashion at SC
by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Rule #1 Show Everyone That Winter Is a Tuesday and Friday Kind of Thing
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Opinion: Where are the exciting Campus Cruiser passengers?
by Rob Smat USC–It all began on a dark and stormy night. (Or at least, that’s how I’ll start the
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The Sack Reviews: Interstellar
by I AM WHO I AM, a.k.a. God, a.k.a. Yahweh When the Sack asked me to do a guest piece
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by Jori Barash and Grace Carballo In a fit of uncharacteristic generosity, the Sack of Troy has developed an infallible
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Sack of Troy’s Best 25 Things about Greek Life
by Staff The Sack of Troy has released its annual compilation of the 25 things that make it awesome to
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