Opinion: I Miss the Drought
by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an Read more
Strong Feelings
Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake
by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA-- As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to Read more
This Paper Will Practically Write Itself Once I Get the Dweeb In Front of Me to Write It
by Jack Hackett TAPER HALL - Today my professor handed out our midterm essay assignment. I scanned over the paper’s Read more
Look Out World, I Just Got Bangs, Which Negate All My Previously Ingrained Habits and Personality Traits!
by Christine Politte I see the heads turning as I walk down the street. I hear the people saying, “Did Read more
That’s Not a Sexy Nurse Costume, You’re Just in the ER
by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA - It’s Halloweekend, so you probably assumed that hot nurse was just a hot Read more
Waiting in Line for Starbucks is My Own Personal Great Depression
by Sara Linden USC -- The Starbucks at the university village isn’t on Tapingo, and we might as well be Read more
If Someone Tells Me I Have A Great Personality One More Time I’m Donating to ISIS
by Sara Linden I have been told fourteen times in the last two days that I am “so fun” and Read more
New Poll Conducted by the Cool Kids Concludes That I’m Gay
by Ethan Thomson According to a new poll conducted by the cool kids at New Summit Middle School, I am Read more
My Grandfather’s Final Words Were “Cinnamon Is the Winnamon,” and It Still Haunts Me to This Day
by Cameron Wen A death in the family is tough to sugarcoat. My grandfather’s death certainly wasn’t sugarcoated. It was Read more
I Have a Rolling Backpack and I Still Pull More Bitches Than You
by Kylie Charney-Harrington I know you’ve seen me around. The swagger in my walk, the tucked-in polo, the cuffed jeans. Read more