Equality Win! Pete Davidson Shows Men Can Sleep Their Way To The Top Too
By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK — Following confirmation of his latest fling with supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, Pete Davidson cemented his
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Inspiring! NYC Flasher Pivots Into Comedy Career
By Aidan Driscoll NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — A famed New York City flasher and public mastrubator has inspired
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Elon Musk Admits How Much He Would Pay To Say A Slur
By Levi Elias “You know that feeling when the one thing you want to do is the one thing that
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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately
By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus
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5 Hallmark Movies That Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself This Holiday Season
By Charlotte Phillipp Nothing makes us feel more festive than a heartwarming TV movie during the holiday season, and the
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Alec Baldwin Unsatisfied with Shot, Says “Let Me Try”
By Levi Elias “Alec Baldwin” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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Coronavirus Tests Positive for Ed Sheeran
By Staff SUFFOLK, ENGLAND — Expressing regret that it hadn’t taken precautionary action against the singer-songwriter, the Coronavirus announced today
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Netflix Announces ‘James and the Giant Peach’ Spinoff, ‘Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend and the Time His Balls Inflated Like a Goodyear Blimp and Carried Him to Brooklyn’
By Staff “When we saw Nicki Minaj’s Twitter thread, we knew it was a match made in entertainment heaven,” said
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Grimes Now Musk’s X X Æ A-Xii-Girlfriend
By Josh Wolk Photo by John Biehler on flickr
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Britney Spears to Be Legally Bound to Another Man
By Sarah Cortina “Britney Spears – Femme Fatale Tour (Toronto)” by hnkkk is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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