Student’s USC Application Just Link to Parent’s IMDB
by Sydney Sanchez UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA– In a shocking breaking news story, the University of Southern California admitted that Read more
Entertainment
Mumford and Sons Disband Following Ruthless Custody Battle
by Melanie Hoffmann LONDON, U.K. - Early Thursday morning, fans of British folk rock band Mumford and Sons were concerned Read more
Sack of Troy Official Oscars Predictions
by Hannah Ceselski & Keith Herrmann It's been a busy week here at The Sack, but we finally got it Read more
Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful Read more
Nation Really Hopes R. Kelly Isn’t One of the Masked Singers
by Kylie Harrington HOLLYWOOD, CALIF. -- Jaws clenched, fists tightened and brows furrowed, fans of Fox’s hit singing show The Read more
Progressive Fountains of Wayne Member Liked Stacy’s Mom For Her Personality
by Finn Kobler 2000’s one-hit-wonder band Fountains of Wayne is re-circulating the pop stratosphere after drummer Brian Young spoke about Read more
Report: Bob Dylan Isn’t Dead, But A Few Of You Thought He Was, Right?
by Joey Rayburn MALIBU, CA – Bob Dylan has prevailed as one of the most surprising artists of the last Read more
Audience at Concert Has Surprisingly Deep Voice
by Amanda Douglas OAKLAND, CA – At a recent Oracle concert, patrons and employees alike were shocked by the surprisingly Read more
Disney Buys the Vatican, Declares Crusades Non-Canon
by Drew Thomas-Nathan Burbank, CA -- After two decades spent purchasing beloved storytelling institutions, the Walt Disney Company has managed Read more
Millennials Are Killing All This West Side Story Choreography
by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA -- The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country Read more