Billy Joel’s Bar Mitzvah Solidifies His Transition from Piano Boy to Piano Man
by Joey Rayburn LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK -- He might not have started the fire, but Billy Joel is finally Read more
Entertainment
Wow! This Unique Smart White Guy ‘Really Gets’ Rick & Morty
by Sara Linden USC -- Jeremy Riddleton, a genius, reported this week from a discussion in TV Script Analysis that Read more
According to Folk Singer, Next Song Goes “A Little Something Like This”
by Alex Greenblatt KARMA LOUNGE -- A new report from amateur folk singer Don Woodly states that the next song Read more
Every Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES -- While the rest of Hollywood waits all year for that special week known as Read more
Annoying Girl at Improv Show Worried She’s Not Center of Attention
By Joey Rayburn TAPER HALL -- What seemed like what was going to be a relaxing, jovial evening of college Read more
Area Captain Jack Sparrow Needs Help With His Makeup
by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES-- Local Captain Jack Sparrow and area Lucille Ball readied their home Saturday in anticipation of Read more
Climate Scientists Warn All Video Games Will Include Shitty Underwater Levels by 2026
by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — A team of scientists gathered at the University of Southern California on Tuesday Read more
Bubba Gump Manager Thinks Today’s the Day Tom Hanks Finally Shows Up
by Joey Rayburn SANTA MONICA, CA – Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. restaurant manager Rickie Goad spent the early hours of Read more
Heartwarming! This Theater Student is Only In It For The Money
by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — It’s upsetting to think that collegiate arts programs are filled with students unafraid Read more
Texter Distracted by Man Watching Movie
by Jack Hackett ATLANTA, GA — As the lights dimmed, local teen Sarah Greenberg settled into her seat at AMC Read more