Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute
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Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far
By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of Read more
Trendy New Fusion Restaurant Combines Mediterranean Food With Money Laundering Scheme
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Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock
by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his Read more
Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year
By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly Read more
Tall Guy Could Be Taller
by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller, Read more
Neutered Office Dog Still Treated Better Than Unpaid Intern
by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — 19-year old Tom Davis became an unpaid intern this fall at MaxMeme, a Read more
Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration
By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved Read more
Freshman with Sock on Door Could Have Easily Sent Text
by Melanie Hoffmann NEW/NORTH RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — Freshman resident Randy Danvers caused widespread confusion among his floormates after hanging a Read more
“Me, Myself, and I Love the Carpool Lane,” Declares Man Minutes Before Massive Fine
By Amanda Douglas PALMDALE, CA – In a devastating misstep, local commuter Terry Moore proclaimed, “Me, myself, and I love Read more