Ralphs Fixes Typo, Adds Apostrophe
by Chai Karve COMPTON, CA -- At Ralphs Corporate Headquarters, panic is afoot. Top analysts in the company came to Read more
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Rejected Rushee Celebrates Blackout Monday Alone in Room with Lights Off
by Kim Rogers PARDEE— After a competitive rush process and a stinging rejection, Toby Webb came out on top and Read more
Local Man Mildly Miffed by Excessively Long Receipt After Buying One Thing
by Jack Hackett, Chai Karve, and Tarek Roshdy CVS -- After going through self-checkout, Local man Terry Rivers received an Read more
Festival of Books Just Comic Con for Nerds
by Jack Hackett USC -- This past weekend, thousands attended the LA Times Festival of Books on campus, which is Read more
Slumbering Student Woken By Fire Alarm, Goes Back to Sleep
by Jonathan Yoo USC HOUSING -- Hundreds of students were startled by the fire alarm drills that took place across Read more
Justice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion
by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND -- Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter Read more
Neil deGrasse Tyson Rides Jet Ski Off Edge of Earth
by Kirby N. Jorgensen LEFT EDGE OF EARTH — Last month Dr. B.O.B. published his findings proving the planet is Read more
Failed Alcoholic Becomes Writer
by Thomas Marshall WRITER’S CAFÉ -- In his younger years, Jack-Francis Jerome was your average, semi-successful alcoholic. He was well Read more