Graphic: What are USC Students Thankful For?
by Kim Rogers As USC students trickle back from Thanksgiving break, the Sack of Troy interviewed a statistically insignificant number
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News in Brief
Campus Cruisers Upgraded
Photoshop by Hallie Martin Editor’s Note: This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from
Read moreApple Updates Logo
by Zoe Haddad Apple CEO Tim Cook announced today that he is gay, prompting the company to revert back to
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New DPS Uniforms Unveiled
by Staff USC’s Department of Public Safety, often known as DPS, revealed today the first new uniforms that will be
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In the Spirit Of Continuity, New/North Ends Year As It Started
by Jori Barash Tradition is in the air tonight. Passerbys can smell it in the breaths of joyous students. Most
Read moreFacebook Status: “I Didn’t Really Feel it This Time” Actually About Earthquake
After recent minor earthquakes jarred USC students multiple times over the past two weeks, many immedately turned to social media
Read moreHot Pockets Found To Contain Diseased Meat, Sales Unaffected
by Jori Barash The maker of this delicious, student-favored microwavable treat recently admitted to using less-than-certified quality meat by-by-bye-products. When
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Student Hospitalized Following Consumption of EVK “Food”
photo by Rob Smat An unnamed USC student was taken by ambulance to the Good Samaritan Hospital after accidentally consuming
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Cafe 84 Shut Down Following Contamination by EVK Food
On Monday, February 3, USC officials shut down one of the three “dining” halls without explanation. Recently released reports explain
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Graphic: State of the Union
Various newspapers react to President Obama’s 2014 congressional address.
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