Alec Baldwin Attends Trump Rally
By Levi Elias BUTLER, PA – After the dismissal of Alec Baldwin’s dramatic and highly publicized manslaughter trial in the
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Politics
“I Know You Are, But What Am I?” and 5 Other Thoughtful Points From Tonight’s Presidential Debate
By Megan Dang ATLANTA, GA — Joe Biden and Donald Trump are beloved by all for their intelligence and virtuousness,
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Trump Denies Guilt on Whatever Court Charged Him With
By Izzy Ster Following the announcement that former President Donald Trump was found guilty on all counts in the hush-money
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OPINION: Old Or Not, Biden Sure Knows How to Hold a Phone When Taking a Group Photo
By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to
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Sack of Troy’s Picks For George Santos’ Replacement
By Jackson Parker After recently being expelled in an overwhelming 311-114 vote, George Santos’ seat in the House of Representatives
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Opinion: If My Coworkers Had a Vote on Whether They Liked Me or Not, I Would Cry
By Finn Rollings WASHINGTON, D.C. — As The Sack of Troy’s Capitol Hill Correspondent and Resident Empath, I just know
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Puppeteers in High Demand Now That Politicians Can’t Work Their Own Bodies
by Aidan Driscoll Washington, D.C. – After recent bodily malfunctions of a number of high-ranking politicians, many in government are
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Sack of Troy Writers Get Lazy and Use ChatGPT to Write Generic Article Mocking Someone With More Power Than Them
By Levi Elias and ChatGPT (But Mostly ChatGPT) In a move surprising absolutely no one, [INSERT NAME OF PERSON IN
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Police to Earn Statehood Before DC
By Sarah Cortina WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite a long-standing fight to grant statehood to the District of Columbia, and amid
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George Santos Also Editor-In-Chief of The Sack of Troy
By Levi Elias WASHINGTON D.C. – U.S. Congressman, NASA astrophysicist and 47-time Miss Universe winner, George Santos, adds current Editor-in-Chief
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