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By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES – After USC’s loss to alleged school University of Maryland, scientists have concluded that self-inflicted

USC Steps Away in 4th Quarter To Honor Yom Kippur

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — This Saturday, October 12th’s highly anticipated matchup pinning USC against football juggernaut Penn

By Phineas Kelly MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Despite a heartbreaking loss, the Trojans learned an important and relatable lesson about friendship

By Julian Avrith GLENDALE, AZ– This Super Bowl Sunday, the world famous colorful M&M’s spokescandies were executed by a firing

By Joshua Wolk GLEN FALLS, NY — Dog Tom Brady announced his retirement after his 22nd Puppy Bowl season with

By Levi Elias PHOENIX, AZ – In preparation for the Super Bowl, Duracell has shifted their marketing strategy to prioritize

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By Jessica Wild ROSEMONT, IL —The head of USC Athletic Department and Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference met to

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By Joshua Wolk ST. LOUIS, MO — After the landmark Supreme Court ruling on Kennedy v. Bremerton School District, Clayton

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By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — Local man Travis Porter was disappointed to find out that Wrigley Field’s clear bag

By Jackson Irvine HOLLYWOOD, CA — Yesterday evening medical professionals were called to the home of 22-year-old, self-described home boy