University To Allow Student-Athletes To Drop ‘Student’ Duties If Specific Athletic Goals Met
by Andy Gause MCKAY CENTER – On Monday, the university announced a program to allow certain student-athletes to opt out
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Student Accidentally Attends Non-Football Sporting Event
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by Axel Hellman Next Saturday, slaves that USC captured during the Trojan War will be made to fight to the
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