Busty 10-Point Buck Has Back Problems, Gets Antler Reduction Surgery
by Jack Hackett photo by Martin Driver THE WOODS -- After years of back pain, whitetail buck, Daniel Deerson, made Read more
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Scientists Calculate the 100th Letter of LGBTQA
by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA -- Scientists have long wondered about the increasing number of letters in LGBTQA+, but Read more
Out of Touch Doctors Without Borders To Merge With Doctors With Barnes & Noble
by Michael Savio THE THIRD WORLD – After months of speculation regarding the company’s possible filing for bankruptcy, the non-governmental Read more
God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village
by Rob Smat USC -- It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end Read more
In An Effort to Grow Its Base, KKK Announces Diversity Outreach Program
by Alan Smithee HARRISON, AR -- With the number of white supremacists declining in the United States, the Klu Klux Klan Read more
Gentrification Hits Disneyland Hard, Rising Rents Force Seven Dwarfs to Move
by Chad Lonski base photo by Babble DISNEYLAND -- The magic kingdom has been experiencing some large changes in recent Read more
Failure of Canadian Solar Energy Program Attributed to Living in America’s Shadow
by Michael Espriella CANADA -- Canada’s solar program has many citizens disappointedly exclaiming “oh, Canada!” as the program has failed Read more
Woman Appreciates Aesthetic of Glass Ceiling in New Corner Office
by Michael Espriella NEW YORK CITY -- After being promoted by her law firm, Peters, Peterson & Petersen, Marcy Gutierrez Read more
Controversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court
by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. -- After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case Read more
Thesaurus.com Shuts Down, This Is Very Not Good For Everyone
by Mimi Evans REFERENCE.COM HQ — Thesaurus.com shut down on Tuesday amid concerns from lawmakers that it encouraged diversity of Read more