Iranian Club President Refuses to Acknowledge Existence of Jewish Fund-rager
by Andy Gause In a recent statement that has shaken the campus party scene, the president of the Iranian club,
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Hot Pockets Found To Contain Diseased Meat, Sales Unaffected
by Jori Barash The maker of this delicious, student-favored microwavable treat recently admitted to using less-than-certified quality meat by-by-bye-products. When
Read moreKim Regime to Central African Republic Rebels: “We’re Scarier than you.”
by Staff Above: Kim (center) and his uncle Jang (right). Photo by zennie62 In an exclusive Skype interview with The Sack
Read moreIran Catches Bieber Fever
by Robert Smat TEHRAN, IRAN — “Well how freakin’ awesome is this guy!” reported Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif.
Read moreBieber Looks Up “Retirement” in Dictionary
by Robert Smat Photo by misscasanova MIAMI, FL — Following his widely publicized arrest this morning on accounts of drag
Read moreDrug Dealers and Moms Unite Against Legalization of Pot
by Benji Smith Photo by Norman Lear Center Strong Mothers Against Kush and Ecstacy (SMoKE), and the National Association of
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Facebook Users Slowly Realizing What They Post Actually Remains There
by Anshu Siripurapu Photo by Sean Macentee A growing number of USC students who use the popular social network Facebook
Read moreSombrero-Wearing Partygoer Marks End of Racism
by Jori Barash and Tyler Pullen FRAT ROW–After thousands of years plaguing humanity, racism finally died Saturday night. Conservative pundits
Read moreCourt Orders Asian Fraternities to Diversify
By Axel Hellman In a ruling handed down last week, the Los Angeles County Superior Court ordered the Asian fraternities
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