Nation’s Politicians Vow To Talk About Police Reform Until They’re Re-Elected

By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a rousing call that they really hope their constituents will hear, the nation’s Read more

“Why Can’t They Just Protest Peacefully?” Complains Darth Vader

By Drew Thomas-Nathan A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY — Recent violent scuffles with the Rebel Alliance led Dark Lord of Read more

By Jonathan Krone CLEARWATER, MI — Top archaeologists confirmed yesterday that a humorous background on Zoom was the last remaining Read more

By Drew Thomas-Nathan PLANO, TX — On top of filing for bankruptcy and closing 242 stores, department store JCPenney announced Read more

by Melanie Hoffmann ONTARIO, CA — Medical school students across the country have been graduating early to help fight the Read more

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS GATOS, CA — Have you already binged Too Hot to Handle and Love Is Blind? Want Read more

By Melanie Hoffmann WASHINGTON, DC — When Tesla CEO Elon Musk and musical artist Claire Boucher (“Grimes”) announced the name Read more

By Drew Thomas-Nathan QUEENS, NY — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention put out new guidelines Thursday morning urging Read more

by Jonathan Krone Dayton, OH — After widespread fear surrounding the recent outbreak of coronavirus, local man Dennis Whitman finally Read more

By Drew Thomas-Nathan EARTH — The entire world economy has finally pivoted to video content, your own eyes and ears confirmed Read more