Howdy,
I’m the former Editor-in-Chief of this here fine publication, I do declare. I’m a Cub Scout drop-out and I like to make movies and do comedy stuff.
My Articles — Website — My Kickstarter
Accolades:
2013–Most Outstanding–JV Golf Team
2009–Mentone Camp Completion Certificate
2003–Little League: 8th Place, Cardinals
Press:
“Who?” ~CNN
“We don’t know who that is.” ~USA Today
“Yeah, he typically orders a meat lover’s with stuffed crust” ~Guido’s Pizzeria
Skills:
- Cable coiling
- Bow Staff Hunting
- Can Tie Shoes In Under 45 Seconds
- Wears a hat
- Has 2 ears
- Can put together Ikea furniture when given instructions
