Justice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion
by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND -- Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter Read more
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Annenberg Ceases Expansion Due to Miscommunication
by Michael Espriella USC -- A series of misunderstandings between USC Annenberg employees and representatives from private construction firm Miss Read more
Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway
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DiCaprio Still Madly in Love With Oscar, Oscar Asks for Some Space
by Brent Stinebaker HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- As they descended from the stage, the Oscar looked deeply into DiCaprio’s eyes and Read more
Fangirl of Popular Band Claims She’s Definitely “Not Like The Rest”
by Katarina Brandt LOS ANGELES, CA -- On wednesday afternoon, fans lined up hours early at Amoeba Music for a Read more
Thesaurus.com Shuts Down, This Is Very Not Good For Everyone
by Mimi Evans REFERENCE.COM HQ — Thesaurus.com shut down on Tuesday amid concerns from lawmakers that it encouraged diversity of Read more
Nikias’ ‘State of the University’ Speech Includes Diversity and Too Many References to Killing Bin Laden
by Rob Smat photo by Gus Ruelas TOWN AND GOWN -- President Nikias gave a bold speech in his annual Read more
Japan Fears North Korean Missile Test Might Fail Too Close To Them
by Brent Stinebaker TOKYO, JAPAN -- Working arduously to step up the anti-air defenses, the Japanese Defense Force is counting Read more
Bernie Sanders’ Campaign Replaces “Billionaire Class” Campaign Bus With VW Camper Van
by Chad Lonski AMERICA -- Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced plans to replace his fancy and elitist campaign bus Read more
Outraged Area Man to Boycott Attending Oscars, Still Going to Watch It On TV
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- Due to the recent outrage over the lack of diversity of Oscar nominees, Read more