Porn Star Hits Rock Bottom by Agreeing to Be in Ted Cruz’s Ad
by Aaliyah Qureishi WASHINGTON, DC -- Presidential candidate Ted Cruz recently pulled his advertisement entitled “Conservatives Anonymous.” It seemed to Read more
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Depressed Girl Undergoes Miraculous Personality Change After Being Told to Smile
by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Riya Patel was riding the Metro Expo line alone on Saturday night when Read more
USC to Expand Ties In Middle East With ISIS Study Abroad Program
by Chad Lonski USC -- The USC Office of Study Abroad Programs announced new plans last week to expand ties Read more
Student Stumps GreenPeace Representative by Asking a Follow-Up Question About Child Trafficking
by Amanda Suarez TROUSDALE PARKWAY -- On a seemingly normal day, GreenPeace volunteer Scott Hunter had his entire world turned Read more
Lonely Man Excited for Chocolate to Go On Sale February 15
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – Local sad man Jack Stanfield spent this past Valentine’s Day eagerly awaiting for unsold Read more
Jet Engine Inexplicably Hoisted Over Jefferson/McClintock Intersection
by Dan Giles USC -- The perpetual construction work in and around the intersection of Jefferson Boulevard and McClintock Avenue Read more
Mattel Unveils New Dad-Bod Ken Dolls After Overwhelming Response to New Realistic Barbies
by Chris Dennis MATTEL INC. -- After so much positive support for their recent line of more realistic Barbies, Mattel Read more
Neil deGrasse Tyson Rides Jet Ski Off Edge of Earth
by Kirby N. Jorgensen LEFT EDGE OF EARTH — Last month Dr. B.O.B. published his findings proving the planet is Read more
Report: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics
by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS -- It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific Read more