Student Uses Tinder To Find Hispanic Boys To Do Her Spanish Homework
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Saloni Verma USC — Claire Sharpe has always believed that the language requirement implemented by USC was “cruel and
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Studio Exec Flabbergasted Why Movie with ‘Super’ in Title Lost $150M
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat LEGEND PRODUCTIONS – Every studio has had its Achilles heel. For Orion Pictures, it was UHF. For
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Underpaid Chemistry Lecturers Vote to Un-Ionize
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Axel Hellman USC — In a landmark decision, part-time lecturers, adjuncts, and other non-tenure staff at the Dornsife School
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Cinematic Arts’ Basilisk Escapes, Campus on Lockdown
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — At approximately 10:15 this morning, DPS received an emergency dispatch from the Cinematic Arts Complex,
Read moreTrump Launches Campaign to Change the Name of El Niño to ‘The Boy’
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez ‘MERICA — Recently, we’ve been seeing the effects of the weather pattern El Niño here in sunny
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Failed Alcoholic Becomes Writer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall WRITER’S CAFÉ — In his younger years, Jack-Francis Jerome was your average, semi-successful alcoholic. He was well
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‘Nose Still Missing’ Reports Baby
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall BRENTWOOD, CA — 2 year old Gabby Higgins reports that her nose, taken yesterday by her visiting
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Lonely Spring Admit Takes Cinema Class Picture By Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS — This morning, the 2016 SCA Spring Admit photo welcoming in
Read moreStarving Children Fail New Year’s Resolution to Quit Starving
by Kim Rogers photo credit SADLAND, USA — Less than two weeks after vowing to take advantage of the new
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Unidentified Man in Red Uniform Shot Down Over Turkish Airspace
by Brent Stinebaker ISTANBUL, TURKEY — At approximately 12:23AM on December 25th, the Turkish air force was forced to respond
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