Student Uses Tinder To Find Hispanic Boys To Do Her Spanish Homework
by Saloni Verma USC -- Claire Sharpe has always believed that the language requirement implemented by USC was “cruel and Read more
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Studio Exec Flabbergasted Why Movie with ‘Super’ in Title Lost $150M
by Rob Smat LEGEND PRODUCTIONS – Every studio has had its Achilles heel. For Orion Pictures, it was UHF. For Read more
Underpaid Chemistry Lecturers Vote to Un-Ionize
by Axel Hellman USC -- In a landmark decision, part-time lecturers, adjuncts, and other non-tenure staff at the Dornsife School Read more
Cinematic Arts’ Basilisk Escapes, Campus on Lockdown
by Rob Smat USC -- At approximately 10:15 this morning, DPS received an emergency dispatch from the Cinematic Arts Complex, Read more
Trump Launches Campaign to Change the Name of El Niño to ‘The Boy’
by Amanda Suarez ‘MERICA -- Recently, we’ve been seeing the effects of the weather pattern El Niño here in sunny Read more
Failed Alcoholic Becomes Writer
by Thomas Marshall WRITER’S CAFÉ -- In his younger years, Jack-Francis Jerome was your average, semi-successful alcoholic. He was well Read more
‘Nose Still Missing’ Reports Baby
by Thomas Marshall BRENTWOOD, CA -- 2 year old Gabby Higgins reports that her nose, taken yesterday by her visiting Read more
Lonely Spring Admit Takes Cinema Class Picture By Himself
by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS -- This morning, the 2016 SCA Spring Admit photo welcoming in Read more
Starving Children Fail New Year’s Resolution to Quit Starving
by Kim Rogers photo credit SADLAND, USA — Less than two weeks after vowing to take advantage of the new
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Unidentified Man in Red Uniform Shot Down Over Turkish Airspace
by Brent Stinebaker ISTANBUL, TURKEY — At approximately 12:23AM on December 25th, the Turkish air force was forced to respond
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